Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog

Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.

by BFew November 27, 2010

Swamp people

A show about huntin' alligators and living on the swamp. The people are so redneck that they have to put subtitles when they speak. These people are cajun and their ancestors have been huntin gators for over 300 years. They are committed to their way of life and living off the land

Quotes from Swamp People "das a tree-shaka

Chootem Clant Chootem!!!"--Troy a character on the show
"Gators not a stupid animal. It don't take'em long to learn, they learn...quick"(snap)-- Junior

by Sex Demon April 17, 2012

Swamp Ninja

A black person, particularly one that disappears when there is cotton to be picked, like some sort of Ninja.

African American: Hey what's up?

You: I need some cotton picked, do you know anyone who could do it?

*African American throws a smokebomb and vanishes*

You: Damn you, you Swamp Ninja!

by Zombiekileer July 10, 2010

swampy ass

A situation that develops from leftover poo from your last bowell movement and lack of proper wiping and then going into an environment where you sweat a lot and you whip up a slippery swampy mess where your butt cheeks slip and slide as you walk.

A synonym to mudbutt.

I have been working all day in the hot sun and now a I have a swampy ass condition.

by briand_____? December 3, 2010

cock swamp

1. A lady who is known for being a dirty whore.

2. To be swamped by cocks

In a sentence, Nicole is such a cock swamp.

This party is a cock swamp.

by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014

swampers

tall rubber boots with or without a cold weather lining that are worn in swampy, muddy or wet enviroments.

"I put on my swampers to go help my buddy get his truck out of the mud"

by yooper gal April 30, 2012

Salisbury Swamp Sock

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.

Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock

by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009