Stonker

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.

Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!

by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014

Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy

Playboy is a good stroke book.

by Dubya September 22, 2004

strokefaced

Someone, while drinking alcohol, has a delayed reaction to speaking and has the facial expression of someone who has suffered from a stroke.

Jimmy consumed so much alcohol that when he attempted to speak, he became strokefaced.

by Drew32 September 17, 2007

stonking

Fantastic!

had a stonking time

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Butterfly Stroke

Sexual position similar to missionary, but the guy uses the headboard to hold his weight up, which makes it look a lot like he's doing the butterfly stroke in bed. Popularized by leaked footage of the movie Breaking Dawn. Almost guaranteed to make a girl faint if she likes sparkling vampires.

I didn't think my boyfriend knew anything about the Twilight Saga, but then he tried the butterfly stroke on me in bed. He can't deny it anymore.

by Adorably Perky May 2, 2011

Stroke cardinal

A pope who dies from a heart attack.

John Paul I died after only 33 days in his papacy. He was just another stroke cardinal.

by Misereant March 11, 2009

Strokeloafus

For one to empty bowles while swimming backstroke to see if you are escaping the floaters

If you would strokeloafus then you could see if your swimming fast enough to escape floaters

by Fishoboy April 20, 2017