Sharted

When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants

Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED

by MidnightT April 18, 2006

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stated

to be established/known for something.

My shit's stated son

by nicole April 13, 2005

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Sharted

When you think you have to fart and the make a huge fool out of yourself by then blowing out a huge pile of stinkin poo.

"Dude, let's go."" Why bro, we just got here.""I sharted and it STINKS!!!"

by Ann Onomymous January 18, 2016

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A question or topic that creates a dialogue between two or more people. These 'starters' are some of the most elusive and hard to think of bastards on the face of the Earth, and without them one is left with awkward silence. A lack of starters is common at the beginning of a relationship, when speaking to someone not entirely familiar to the speaker, or when conversing with any female.

Guy: Hey what's up?
Girl: Nothin' much....
(awkward silence)
Girl: Well, see ya later......
Guy's totally deprived penis: Blast! why couldn't i think of a conversation starter?

by Zuktax December 5, 2009

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JCB starter buttons

"JCB starter buttons" - A woman's nipples resembling the control to start the engine on a vehicle manufactured by JCB

*Exclamations emitting from a building site probably around the Toombridge/Limavady area of Ireland* 'Look at thon!' ..'Aye JCB starter buttons sir'

by Robotkev August 20, 2013

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starter girl

A girl that's typically ugly and hopeless of getting a decent man in her lifetime and is used to practice sexual experiences so that one may be experienced for the future.

Have you got a starter girl yet?

by LyingEyes March 25, 2007

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