Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

by Dalexley April 2, 2021

starts now

Something that Scot has no idea of and resorts to chatters in the G4 Chat room.

Gimme an idea!

by sf November 14, 2003

Starting a Ryan

A rumor, that sounds like it could be true in some strange way but turns out to be false.

Idiot: I heard Nintendo bought over Xbox
Gulible Guy: Really?
Sane Person:Nah, he's starting a ryan.

by Spudinator497 June 28, 2008

starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.

My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013

jet start

This is when one partner takes their tongue and reams their partner's asshole in a circular motion. This is an analogy to the way that jet engines are started with an external motor that rotates the fan blades.

My girlfriend was giving me a jet start and i blew my cookies all over the wall

by tim14229 December 16, 2011

fixing to start

A Southern way to say that someone is suffering from PMS, or about to start her period.

Donna Sue has been so cranky, since she's fixing to start and everything.

by theVanimal January 23, 2008

start a fire

to put sand-paper around your penis (rough side out) and have sex with a girl.

man she told me she wanted me to start a fire and I didn't know she was in to kinky stuff like that

by Kevin....? May 16, 2008