SPORK

n. a combined spoon & fork.
by karroll November 07, 2008
Get the SPORK mug.

sporked

FUBAR.. Has mechanical problems.
Computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.
We tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.
by Lil Lady January 21, 2004
Get the sporked mug.

Spork

Beyond Spam, there's the madness of the meat-like product that is Spork.
by Samuel Griffon September 18, 2010
Get the Spork mug.

Spork

A spork is the most awesome eating utensil known to man. It is the combination of a spoon and a fork and should be used to eat corn. Because corn is equally awesome.
Paco used his spork to scoop the corn on his plate and then to stab the last few delicious pieces.
by Sporkey McAwesome March 20, 2008
Get the Spork mug.

spork

Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.
Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007
Get the spork mug.

sporked

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.
The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.
Get the sporked mug.

sporking

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work
by friendfriendfriend February 10, 2007
Get the sporking mug.