spit-laugh

n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.

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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?

Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012

spit shiner

A guy who, with a little improvement, could be boyfriend material.

Ahhh come on, he's a spit shiner! A haircut and he's good to go!

by PDDMW April 10, 2014

Spit High Five

a song produced by little liv. With over 2 million on youtube.

Dang spit high five is such a bop bro.

by Jelly Sandwich November 13, 2018

Spit on the corn juice

A term used in south when you want to express dissatisfaction with someone’s actions (ruining a good thing)

Billy: *spoils a show*
Sarah: you really had to go and spit on the corn juice

by Macdaddi3 February 22, 2022

spit in his butt

when a thug knocks you out cold and spits in your butt you’re his bitch

guy 1: pull his pants down

guy2: *spits in his butt*

I just knocked this guy out ima spit in his butt

by 2uprn June 29, 2023

spit job

hand job with spit used as lube.

Cara gives a great spit job.

by John123450586942 April 12, 2008

Spit eater

One who treats employees rudely or unfairly, usually with conceit and/or sarcasm. They're the reason waiters spit in food at restaurants, and will therefore end up eating spit in their lifetime.

"Did that customer just bitch at you about how much fat was in her bacon?"

"Yeah. What a spit eater..."

by Dante Hadoken November 5, 2006