sober smoker

A sober smoker is either:
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high

(Example B)
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.

by Pagz June 18, 2006

sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

by bubbles_2319 January 23, 2018

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014

Bad Sober

A person who is miserable to be around sober.

Is it me or is Josh now miserable to be around? Yeah, he's a bad sober.

by Diabolicald39 December 23, 2020

Sober Butts

A term for cigarettes someone smokes while sober

Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.

Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!

Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.

by Mr. Tarsky April 06, 2017

as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

by SoberCow November 27, 2015

sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022