sober smoker

A sober smoker is either:
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high

(Example B)
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.

by Pagz June 18, 2006

as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

by SoberCow February 29, 2016

Portland sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of MUSHROOMS.

Did you hear about Jack? He gave up drinking and went full on Portland Sober!

by Jeepjack April 10, 2022

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Sober tweak

Sober tweak (n): a person who displays the attributes of a crack head but is completely sober.

“Damn bruh Tejas be a sober tweak.”

by Dig Boinker September 9, 2018

Bad Sober

A person who is miserable to be around sober.

Is it me or is Josh now miserable to be around? Yeah, he's a bad sober.

by Diabolicald39 December 23, 2020

sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

by bubbles_2319 January 22, 2018