Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.

Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .

by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

Smoofby

a particularly smelly organism; this beast enjoy's grazing and has an extremely terrible odor that can be smelled from many miles away. The smoofby has stench glands that emit vapors into the air at random intervals as well as when the smoofby is under attack. Smoofby is a sub species of hoofb.

Smoofby was avoided by all the other hoofbs and cast away due to his pungent stench.

by tgblknrd February 4, 2010

smoopid

A combination of smart and stupid

I guess going down that sewer pipe was smoopid

by rossscottisbeast March 28, 2011

Cock Smoocher

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.

Josh is a gay cock smoocher!

by jfmjr January 14, 2009

rate my smoothy

This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.

Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10

by eddie21 February 3, 2010

smoosh

A combination of smooch and squish. Usually a term of affection.

That kitten is so freaking adorable I just want to smoosh it half to death.

by whatevskies August 14, 2012