Panty Smasher

A gentleman who picks up girls regularly and defies popular norms in the west coast dating market. Number of scores is inversely proportional to looks, status and money. Seems to have the master pelvic garage door remote. Also ranked, from 1 to the current level cap of 85. See Level 85 Panty Smasher

Friend1: How come we're stuck at this tech conference drinking beers with a bunch of suits and Pierre managed to get the Microsoft booth girls into a game of naked Dance Central back at his hotel room?

Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.

by joerockets April 16, 2011

Tijuana Hood Smasher

The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.

Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!

by turdchaser March 18, 2008

Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.

Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans

by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018

Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.

I slathered her up with my man juices.

by Yogi Vinnie November 19, 2007

Slasterbutt

When a drunk chick is giving you a blow job and passes out before the job is done. You finish up and bust on the bitch's butt.

"Yo did you slasterbutt that girl on my bed last night?"

"yeah"

"gross."

by Will Rocks! January 19, 2006

cat smasher

Someone who is a bit rough on vagina's when he has sex. (Enjoys rough sex)

Craig was a cat smasher from way back but now takes it easy on his lady.

by -cM June 28, 2008

toilet smasher

an extremely large ass

by Anonymous April 23, 2003