scrombombulator

an evil genius weapon of amazingness, dont mess with the man with the scrombombulator cus he'l just kick ur ass! best used for: vengence, world domination, scrombombulating

1. prepare to be scrombombulated Kate!
2. oh shit i just got scrombombulated by the scrombombulator in mount scrombombulosus

by you will learn it soon enough muhahahaha! April 14, 2005

Shlomo

Someone who is a Shlomo is a person that plays keyboard too much, gets all the ladies on his dick, and has an orange crotch

Jaquafius: man, is that guy a Shlomo?
Jerrold: naw man, his crotch is black!

Jaquafius: damn Shlomo is a good keyboarder!

Shlomo: grrrrrrrr

by Jaquafius January 11, 2021

shromp

A combination of the words shred and stomp, most often heard in the context of surfing. As in pumping your surfboard on a mushy wave to pass the flat sections and gain speed. Can also be used to describe a similar pumping movement on a skateboard or snowboard to gain speed.

The waves were so mushy on the takeoff, all I could do was shromp it to the inside hollow section.

or

Do you wanna bonnie it or just shromp?

by bastionthelionslayer September 2, 2009

Shlome

The act of taking a huge shit, right after you eat.

"Daniel I just took the fattest Shlome right after Chipotle...it burned a little bit"

by UNCLE SHLOME December 18, 2012

shoma

Shit hanging out my ass

Student :teacher teacher, I need to use the potty.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.

Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!

Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.

by brutie_pie July 6, 2014

Shromp

When you and some friends want to partake in the act of eating shrimp

“Yo bro you wanna go shromp”

by Kuyguy78 January 11, 2019

Shmomobilize

To put somebody in a position where they cannot intelligently defend themself (by way of combat or oral confrontation, or to disable somebody from intelligently defending themself

you can Shmomobilize that soldier by taking his weapon

WOW, you really shmomobolized that guy when you bound his hands and feet.

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005