Shandy

I shitty hand job from a lover that is just going through the motions with little real effort toward pleasing their mate!

I bought her so many drinks, she was so drunk that she gave me a Shandy!

by Love in Sitka May 9, 2015

Shmangy

A piece of crap or poop.

What a bunch of shmangy

by Squirt24 January 13, 2016

shmandal

Is a Portuguese slang for when a chick wants you to come over and offer her the D.

"Come over... I'm feeling seriously shmandal"

by CamboJeff October 19, 2017

Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.

That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.

by Steinerwoodwork April 23, 2018

Shandy pant

Shandy pants is a person with there panties in a knot

Dont take life so seriously shandy pants!!

by Muskwalker September 22, 2018

Shandy

Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.

Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?

by 3rdeye.live December 23, 2018

shrandy

A god on the waves. The word shredder and the name Andy put together.

wanna go surfing with me and Shrandy today?

by Surfer dude98 February 25, 2019