A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
"So, what did you think of Safford?"
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
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A Salfordian is a human-based life form found in and around Salford. Claiming the place of their birth to be a city in it's own right, Salfordians like to disassociate themselves from the City of Manchester, from which they once descended. In fact many Salfordians like to disassociate themselves from any place other than Salford.
Although Salford claims to have succesfully fought for independance from the rest of Manchester, it is more commonly accepted that the rest of Manchester fought for independance from Salford. However, this view appears to be unknown to most Salfordians.
This succesful claim of independencae by the City of Manchester in 2005, is due mainly to Salfords gargantuan crime and drug problems. Salford Precinct it the favoured hang-out for most Salfordians, choosing to by-pass the far superior Trafford Center. This communal area brings the closed community of Salford together with a vibrant art scene, consisting mainly of random letters derieved, at some point, from words in the english language and 'tags' air brused onto every visible wall. Many Salfordians fall into either a Chav, Scally or a Druggy.
Although Salford claims to have succesfully fought for independance from the rest of Manchester, it is more commonly accepted that the rest of Manchester fought for independance from Salford. However, this view appears to be unknown to most Salfordians.
This succesful claim of independencae by the City of Manchester in 2005, is due mainly to Salfords gargantuan crime and drug problems. Salford Precinct it the favoured hang-out for most Salfordians, choosing to by-pass the far superior Trafford Center. This communal area brings the closed community of Salford together with a vibrant art scene, consisting mainly of random letters derieved, at some point, from words in the english language and 'tags' air brused onto every visible wall. Many Salfordians fall into either a Chav, Scally or a Druggy.
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My friend says he got into "Stanford" but I really think he is just going to spend four years in Palo Alto screwing around.
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These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.
These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.
Kyle: Hey, are you ready for the Stanford Achievement Test?
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.
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