Salami Slap

When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.

“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”

by Flames6067 April 20, 2019

salami garage

another word for pussy

excuse me maam, how much would it cost to valet my meat in your salami garage for the night?

by crank bait November 12, 2009

stroaking the salami

giving a guy a handjob

hey that girl is stroaking his salami

by jimmy lee April 16, 2003

salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

by Duke July 10, 2003

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

Disappearing Salami

The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.

Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?

Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!

Kid- What's it called?

Strange Man- Shh its a secret...

Kid- Tell me!

Strange Man- The disappearing salami...

Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!

by MellowYello April 6, 2013

tainted salami

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.

I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.

by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006