slurp-the-salami

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"
by Koftik January 3, 2015
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Salami nips

When a girl has giant nipples that are dark red and look like salami on the end of her tits!
Dam bro that girl had huge salami nips last night!
by JyahC August 29, 2018
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salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
by Duke July 10, 2003
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Disappearing Salami

The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.
Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?

Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!

Kid- What's it called?

Strange Man- Shh its a secret...

Kid- Tell me!

Strange Man- The disappearing salami...

Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!
by MellowYello April 6, 2013
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tainted salami

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.
I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.
by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006
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