classical saxophonist

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.

Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.

by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016

samophlange

Technical sounding word made up to confuse the nubs.

Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working

by Paul April 6, 2005

sagoons

Goons from Something Awful

CgiBinLaden, Tom, Pipebomb, Kritsy, Batkiwi,

by Tom December 10, 2003

SagePvP

SagePvP is the best 1.7-1.8 minecraft HCF/PotPvP server in the world

The staff team is amazing!
They are welcoming and friendly

The players are always toxic and friendly, this gives a good balance

Staffing with all my newly made friends is amazing

IP: sagepvp.org
Store: store.sagepvp.org

SAGEPVP.ORG is the best server in minecraft

by MerryPhone January 1, 2021

Rusty Saxophone

Rusty Saxophone is similar to a Rusty Trombone, except there is anal fellatio and fingering with no reach around, whilst giving the male excruciating blue balls due to the non pleasure of the genitalia.

Your mom is terrible at the Rusty Trombone! She gave me something I had to add to Urban Dictionary! I call it a Rusty Saxophone. My balls hurt so fucking bad.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

dirty saxophone

The man takes the saxophone and puts the end of the bell inside her. Continuing to play melodic tunes causing her to orgasm a great loud yell. Best note choice is b flat or a high c.

Went to band camp last year and all the girls wanted a dirty saxophone!

by hcfootballstar80 August 13, 2017

SAGOS

Such A Good Old Smoothie.

Bob came into the apt with a z of dank, and everyone went bananas. It was a SAGOS.

by David S. Wopdufsky December 30, 2004