Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

by AbbaJoe March 28, 2018

Saddle sisters

The female version of Eskimo brothers. Two females who have slept with the same guy.

Me and Jenny both slept with Tim so we are saddle sisters.

by Yoursisterjenny December 30, 2019

saddle sister

When you and another person has had sex with the same man.

Me: Hey guess who I took home yesterday? I have a new Saddle sister.I rode that Dick for hours last night.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.

by Stay slow January 13, 2021

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 11, 2015

Warm Saddle

When a woman, or man, after defacating sits on their partners face without wiping. The respective partner then proceeds to perform cunnilingus of the anus/rectal area

Charlene had so much Indian food last night, we went back to my place where she gave me a warm saddle.

by LazerBlazer November 19, 2014

Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 29, 2016

saddle time

Time spent sitting on the toilet for purposes of poopin.

I'll see you in a bit, I had the Taco Bell value menu lunch and I need some saddle time.

by Some_Comedian December 31, 2017