saddle time

Time spent sitting on the toilet for purposes of poopin.

I'll see you in a bit, I had the Taco Bell value menu lunch and I need some saddle time.

by Some_Comedian April 23, 2018

virginia saddle

used to mount a toy horse on a dick, typically for porn scenes.

Joe: Hey, did you see the new porn flick where the girl put the Virginia saddle on the dudes dick?
Mark: Fuck yea dude that was amazing

by togim April 21, 2018

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

Warm Saddle

When a woman, or man, after defacating sits on their partners face without wiping. The respective partner then proceeds to perform cunnilingus of the anus/rectal area

Charlene had so much Indian food last night, we went back to my place where she gave me a warm saddle.

by LazerBlazer November 19, 2014

saddle sores

When the excess baggage on bikers thighs gets rubbed raw raw by themselves or the seat/saddle sores.

Yvette got saddle sores because her thunder thighs were rubbed bloody through her bike shorts, by the Velcro strap on her seat bag.

by Momof3intheesea June 4, 2021

aunty saddle

The original redmans greasy mustache.

Check out Damon's Aunty Saddle

by Saddleman January 31, 2022

Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 28, 2016