Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

jameslikes.hotpockets

Jameslikes.hotpockets is a very cool nice person! Although they have mental health problems

Hey you know Jameslikes.hotpockets?
Hell ya! They are amazing!

by Pricklypickle August 17, 2021

Kentucky Hotpocket

When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit

Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.

by rossypossy April 8, 2022

Cherry Hotpocket

A sexual act in which you overdose on viagra. Causing your dick to explode, while inside of a girl.

Damn, I lost my dick because I cherry hot pocketed my girl.

I can’t wait to Cherry Hotpocket🤤

by Prof. Weedslayer69 December 1, 2022

Julian Hotpocket

Similar to an Alabama Hotpocket but for pregnant women.

Alabama Hotpocket: Defecating in a woman's vagina and eating her out.

Julian Hotpocket: Defecating in a pregnant woman's vagina and eating her out.

I gave this pregnant chick a Julian Hotpocket.

by Phillip Kelly September 5, 2022

chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.

"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."

by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023

Pickpocketed the Hotpocket

taking a small nugget out of someones ass while they sleep

i pickpocketed the hotpocket last night, she didnt even wake up!

by NoobutMax March 21, 2023