Ripe

Super cool gang shit. Something so extraordinary, it makes you go speechless.

Something absolutely earth-shattering!

Man, that song's ripe as fuck!

T's become quite ripe over the years!

by Dhama_ka August 3, 2022

ripe melons

When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.

"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"

by rtp2017 June 11, 2019

cherry ripe

chunky period

i’m in period pain. it’s a fucking cherry ripe.

by Kerryanne June 19, 2022

ripe

dope

ur mom is so ripe

by paulsripecelery November 25, 2018

Ripe

Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.

Go take a shower with your ripe ass.

by VaItieI January 18, 2021

Ripe

Ready and prepared, mentally and physically—independent of specific expectations.

Can also refer to life and death—there is no specific time for each. We must learn to embrace and accept both.

“Are you ripe?”

“Yeah, ripe as a peach!”

by Bitterfleur November 1, 2018

Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021