Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

raped idiot

An idiot who got raped.

NightFaLL is a raped idiot, as seen on raped-idiot.com.

by raped idiot January 27, 2008

Ripped Biscuit

Colloquialism with several meanings such as an irritation, a course of action, or even an injury.

I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.

by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017

Dorito Raped

The bad orangeish tan white girls get in efforts to look hot.

White Girl: Does my tan look sexy?
Guy: oh hell nah! U look dorito raped.

by Art$y Bit¢h May 31, 2016

Right Click Ripped

To right click rip (past tense)

Saves (rips) their friend’s published photo then re-uploads it as though it was their own, rather than just sharing it.

Freezing my ass off all afternoon to finally get that awesome sunset only to have it right click ripped and someone take all the credit.

by mogydee July 15, 2018

Ripe

When something smells really really bad.

My God that winds ripe.

by Judge dredd7 May 13, 2011

raped in the face

Having a penis shoved in your face,

OR

Feeling really sad or betrayed.

I can't believe she did that to me, I fell like I have been raped in the face!

by lmaoathamelt2 February 4, 2009