emily riordan

shes tall with brown hair and very pretty. shes kind and nice to everyone. she is normally 13 born in November and she plays soccer basketball and she skis

emily : im so pretty

them : yes

emily riordan is so cool

by coolperson3211? December 17, 2021

rigoddamndonkulous

When something is more ridonkulous that it is ri-god-damn-donkulous.

Did you see that little girl driving the huge monster pickup?

Yeah, that's just RIGODDAMNDONKULOUS!!!!!

by Abes December 29, 2005

Rigormortits

REALLLLY firm tits.

Hey, her tits are so hard I think rigormortits has set in.

by CBlack May 10, 2010

rigodamndiculous

when something is so ridiculous that you must smite god in the process of damning it.

What the fuck!, she said she was a virgin! and she gave me herpes!, this is rigodamndiculous!!

by Kody M.F.C February 12, 2008

Rigormortiscel

When an incel is so fucking desperate they'll fuck a corpse

At least a corpse doesn't treat you like shit

Yo, this ni🅱️🅱️a a rigormortiscel

by Thisshitwild September 3, 2019

de-rigorize

The act of engaging in activities that debilitate the faculties, either mental or physical, and tend to have as their object or end result things that produce short term gains at the expense of long term improvement. Most commonly associated with imbibing substances, such as alcohol or marijuana. In contrast with those who rigorize, those who de-rigorize tend to not as readily realize or accept what will result from their actions. It is, as a rule of thumb, then, less dictated by sound rational choice and conscious decision than the act of rigorizing.

Because Jimmy had been rigorizing over his books so extensively, he decided he could de-rigorize to the tune of a few doobies and a six pack last night.

To rigorize or de-rigorize, that is the question.

To his dismay, Smith realized that since he had been de-rigorizing almost exclusively for the past week, he would be unable to rigorize for the next 4 days, and thus would fail out of school.

In the midst of de-rigorizing one night, Terra realized she was not devoting enough time to improving herself. Upon having this epiphany, she immediately ceased de-rigorizing and drove to the library to rigorize.

by Bill Manning. February 4, 2010

Rivorus

To be vertically challenged and/or to have undersized male genitalia.

"Hell, man, at least you aren't Rivorus."

by Ross March 21, 2003