roadses

noun, the usually old or ugly flowers sold at the side of the road, freeway exit ramps, or other high-traffic areas

Also known as "barses" if sold from a bucket in a bar or pub

It's your anniversary, Bob, what did you get Mary this year?

Crap, I forgot, I'll probably just grab some roadses on the drive home & take her out to dinner.

by serendipity chick May 30, 2009

roadside shopping

using the household curbside rubbish collection as a free shopping mall

'hey nice couch'
'yeah picked it up roadside shopping round the corner'

by timbo the awesome one May 2, 2010

Roadside Slush

Taking a steaming shit on a snow drift, then laying your partner on said snow drift and fucking their brains out.

Yo dude that chick from Wisconsin asked me for a roadside slush. DURTY

by BlegoMemorialHighway February 27, 2012

Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high

Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf

by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012

roadside head

roadside head is a blowjob given to a person while they are driving

man she gave some nice roadside head

by hoeper.a May 20, 2016

Roadsie

An epic drink consumed while on an epic journey with your epic broskies while on epic shenanigans.

Dude!! I’m on my way to get you. Get me a roadsie out the fridge.

by Flojo3187 June 6, 2018

roadside untwisting-stroll

Refers to a fairly-short trek dat you take along da gravel shoulder of da highway by your house while dragging a long and somewhat-twisted/kinked length of rope, wire, tubing, etc behind you; da purpose is to gently/evenly extend said cord back out and allow da"free" or "trailing" end to rotate freely and thus unwind/remove/relax any coils and other unwanted tensioning. After you have walked an appropriate distance to adequately even everything out, you then begin carefully coiling your cord over your arm while continuing to galumph along, so dat da other end of da cord will still be free to rotate, and thus your winding-motion will not create additional twisting of da cord as you reel it in.

I occasionally get an odd look or two from passing motorists while performing a roadside untwisting-stroll after using a garden-hose or extension-cord, but I have yet to have anyone actually ask me about it... I guess most folks understand dat "you gotta do what you gotta do" in a case like this, and dey figger dat "if it gets da job done, more power to ya".

by QuacksO April 29, 2019