bearder's remorse

The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.

Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.

by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012

shirt remorse

The act of going shopping one day, trying on a shirt or item of clothing, not buying it, and then regretting that decision for the next few days.

Girl 1: OMG yesterday at forever 21 i tried on this super sexy top but thought it clashed with my skin tone!
Girl 2: Didja buy it???!!!!1
Girl 1: No and now im suffering frummm todalll shirt remorse D:

by Plastic P3nis April 7, 2011

Bender's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and haggardity one occasionally experiences after a (partying) bender.

Sorry man, I'm not going out tonight.. we killed it for three days straight and I'm experiencing a serious case of bender's remorse. My place looks like the fucking Lizard Lounge!

by Nemme January 18, 2009

Remo

A handsome tan man with green or hazel eyes who is chiseled and is very well spoken. He can be romantic. He is distant.

He is very secretive and mysterious.

Friend 1: do you know Remo?

Friend 2: yeah, we would flirt.

Friend 1: what? So would we? He flirted with me, too!

by Shameless! May 11, 2018

remora

The little fish that swims behind the big shark picking up whats left.

I feel like a remora whenever I am out with Haag or Ruiz!

by NE14A6T9 May 10, 2005

Remo

Remo
A silly boy but still cute in situations that many people don’t notice.

He‘s kind to someone who he really likes and tries everything to make you smile.

„Why are you smiling so much.“
„Because Remo makes me smile everyday okay.“

by agirlwhonevergetsnotice February 23, 2018

Wii Remote

A magical device invented by Nintendo that shoots money right into their bank account.

"Man, buying that extra wii remote, and all those online games must have given Nintendo more money than Midas!"

by DJ Jetta December 21, 2008