Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.

Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative

by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020

Inside relative grand slam

A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family

"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"

by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024

Relative Humidity

Is the sweet dripping off your balls, while you are banging your first cousin.

Do I really need to put Relative Humidity in a sentence?

by D.A.Stork March 21, 2023

rel

real spelled but on._.the_ground on tt used by the coolest sansa stans

thats so rel of you chelsea.

by suvions April 17, 2023

Fusion Relative

A family relation in which there are two relationships at the same time - examples would be if a man has a child with two sisters, those kids would be siblings and cousins at the same time. If a man has a child with a mother and her daughter (from another man) those two kids would be siblings and aunt-uncle/niece-nephew at the same time.

What do you mean Timmy is your fusion relative? He's your brother and your uncle at the same time? Dude take that to Jerry Springer.

by IcyHot September 24, 2015

Rel Nutter

Rel (Religious) + Nutter (Nutjob)= Rel Nutter
A person who really, really insist on his or her religion as the only way to salvation.

*Looks at the girl preaching on the bus. Gurl! Don't mind her, she is going Rel Nutter.

*The man with whom I spoke to, is a Rel Nutter.

by Niro669 September 23, 2016

penis relative

A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.

Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative

by the mooseman August 3, 2019