talking to the canoe driver

Licking clit.

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.

by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014

ineligible receiver

A hot chick that only has sex with other hot women.

HEY MAN, HOW DID YOUR DATE GO? NOT GOOD, SHE WAS ONLY LOOKING AT OTHER HOT CHICKS...I THINK SHE IS A CLOSET " INELIGIBLE RECEIVER."

by Steelersfreak2 November 19, 2017

relative growth factor

When you sport a chubby after your first cousin walks in the room.

Man, i had not seen my cousin since last summer...she has tatas now....my relative growth factor was off the chart!

by Steelersfreak2 March 20, 2019

Pulling A Bush

grabbing a hot Chick's ass while taking a public photo.

hey, I hear Harry go shit canned from his job for "pulling a Bush"

by Steelersfreak2 November 16, 2017