Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 03, 2018

relaxed puh

offer to scratch your wifey’s back. clothes off face down and scratchin. once she’s relaxed out shuv it all the way in from behind and watch her cum all over my dick!

ima get me some relaxed puh

by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018

dude relax

when you wanna hook up and have plans to but you're being too antsy, so on the third text you send your partner wants you to calm down

what's your deal?
dude relax.

by darwincharles January 23, 2022

relax-breaks

Relax-breaks means that when you are being stressed out at a certain time you can take relax-breaks to calm down

I was very stressed out in class today so I decided to take a relax-breaks to calm down

by MWHEN December 20, 2017

Relaxing

just chillin/ vibin. Not having a worry about anything in life.

Person 1: Yo dude wanna go watch the game tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah bruhv. Relaxing
Person 1: Ahhh sheee all g

Person 2: Relaxing bro

Person 1: Yo dude this solana NFT is gonna drop. What if we miss it?
Person 2: Relaxing bro

by The Relaxing King December 30, 2021

Hulu & Relax

A very similar description to Netflix and chill, Hulu and relax invlolves fucking rough with Hulu in the background.

Hey Danny, wanna come over for some Hulu & Relax? 💦

by CockCommunications September 03, 2015

Hulu & Relax

Hulu & Relax is another term for Netflix and Chill, but even more hardcore. The male decimates the females bunghole and proceeds to shove large objects up his.

Hey bitch, how much for 3 hours of Hulu & Relax

by The Real Bunghole April 26, 2016