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Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.
child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*
by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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chinese relaxation

When a girl rubs her wet pussy across a man's back, then proceeds to massage it.
Sarah and Jeff had a brief period of Chinese relaxation.
by pablorodrigo May 10, 2016
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relax hard

Akin to "Work(ing) hard"
Means : Sleeping ( like a log ) like, really into relaxing. And probably, doing other relax(y) stuff too.
Not to be confused with : Slacking off
You: Gonna have a free weekend this week. Any plans?
Me : relax hard
by TsarAlam May 16, 2018
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Relax

Sonic main, not that good, bottom also plays dbfz
relax
by Fatass4929 May 4, 2021
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Relaxed dawah

relaxed Dawah is when Giving "Dawah" from the root word "Dawah" which basically just means to preach in a wonderful and calm manner, however a known area for this is "discord" where The owner is Za warudo of the community whom he was fans such as mariam,cyclone,Sheraz whom, are trying to persuade za into downloading minecraft and playing with them based.
Its za! the owner of relaxed dawah
yo its za's admin and one of his mods
Za warudo has a good watch and a good cap
zas got a lit discord server
Did you know za is the owner of Relaxed Dawah?
by Cambridgeauthority February 20, 2021
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Hulu and Relax

Hulu and relax is the next step in a relationship because Netflix and and Chill hasn't developed into anything sexual so the couple switches to Hulu and relax in order to fuck each other because they each know Netflix and chill isn't working out.
Guy: We should Netflix and chill tonight.
Girl: I think we are ready to Hulu and relax.
by MrGoldz January 16, 2016
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