Redstone

The single, most useful item in the whole game of minecraft.

Awesome dude: I built a huge redstone computer in Minecraft. It's so awesome, I MCEdited a creeper spawner and I play pong with creepers instead of a ball an-
Redstone Noob: Well, made a noobish auto-opening door. so FUUUUUUUCK you!

by bakagain November 22, 2011

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split the reed

to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.

a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).

I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.

by robust russet October 23, 2008

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Reed

Reed is a sexy outgoing strong name. that everyone wants to name their kids. it is the 4th top name for babies in 1996. Reed is one mother fucking sexy beast.

"oh look at her...she is one fine girl"
"oh yes she is."
"shes like a reed"

by thebeast778 August 26, 2011

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redsox fan

a person who believes the yankees are an evil empire of bullshit and want Steinbrehner to die.

Google image search "100 ways to kill Derek Jeter"

by Anti-yank101 July 16, 2004

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Marlboro Reds

1. A brand of cigarette originating in the U.S., marketed heavily through identification with idealized, ruggedly-individualistic cowboys inhabiting the wide-open spaces of the American West. 2. The only brand of cigarette I was able to buy in European "tabacs" during a summer as a college exchange student.

1. Me: "Do you like this denim jacket lined with thick fuzzy sheep's wool that I picked up at a thrift store?" Honest friend: "You look like the Marlboro man." Me: "Cool." 2. Me: (entering tobacco shop in Vienna) "Do you have Camel Lights?" Shop clerk: (eyeing my shorts, white sneakers, and baseball cap) "American?" (lays pack of Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: (waving arms, attempting to "draw", then pantomime, a camel, now speaking more loudly): "CAMEL. CAM--" (softly again, as clerk becomes visibly tense) "Camel. Lights." Clerk: (shrugs, reaches for Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: "Wait. Okay. Thank you. DUNK-uh." (I give clerk funny-looking bills, hope it's enough, take cigarrettes, and walk quickly toward the door). Clerk: (with enthusiasm) "BITTE!"

by American Idiot Redux April 17, 2009

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