by Burgersrlife February 10, 2025

by https.minho.ca May 7, 2024

by Tempus a Patres June 3, 2018

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

8 Ball: I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low. But my hands are messed up so you better drive, brother!
by supertune March 5, 2021

by BeenActingBrandNew June 28, 2023

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!
by VeggieDance April 8, 2025
