Persian Recorder

When a female giving oral sex is timid, only putting the tip of the penis into her mouth and barely touching it with her fingertips, as if she were fingering an instrument.

"I was excited when I thought she was going to give me a blowjob, but it turns out I just got a Persian Recorder."

by V6 September 14, 2009

Rejoded

A retarded situation involving a certain Joanna Cheng. Usually making a mockery of herself

There was this rejoded moment, where Jo said she didnt want to bring her books to school, because her boobs were too thick

by Danniifer September 26, 2010

playing the recorder

A phrase used to describe playing with a penis, usually with ones mouth.

"Grace was playing the recorder all last night"

by Joe Taylforth May 28, 2008

on the road to recovery

Getting better. Being injured or something that ales you into being unhealthy and in poor health for a long period of time.

Slowly showing progress in better health.

example: a junkie who cant kick is on the road to recovery it will be a long road for a lifetime of kicking the habit.

"Your on the road to recovery" being a junkie and turning sober isn't always easy to walk away from.
Your "On the road to recovery", your health is improving, your walking again and close to coming home from the hospital soon.

by charityranallo December 18, 2017

recovering manager

After being a manager for many years the person attends rehabilitation and a twelve step program to get over the trauma of dealing with employees and their petty problems at work.

Joe use to be a really easy going, nice, intelligent person but now he is a recovering manager and sits around all day with slobber running down his face.

by Deborah Spicer June 21, 2006

ReconDelta

The rD Clan playing on Battlefield 2 Servers

An Australian clan.

ReconDelta - A clan formed in 2006. Plays on Most Battlefield 2 Servers. Located in Australia

by Axonis July 30, 2008

Recovering Academic

A person who spends almost all of their school career (High School, College, Etc.) focusing only on grades and their resume while not making friends or being social at all before suddenly asking themselves "What the hell am I doing with my life?" The person then dedicates a lot of time to hanging out with people and making friends. These people should be treated with patience and sympathy as they typically enter this phase with limited social skills but are trying their hardest to learn what they missed.

*A group of people just hanging out*

Person: Dude! You're always with us but I still don't know much about you! Why so quiet?

Me: Sorry. I'm still trying to figure everything out. I'm a recovering academic.

Person: Oh hey! Welcome to the party man!

by toomanythoughts March 13, 2019