The act of coming up from behind a standing, unexpecting man and proceeding to suck on his balls while looking up around his shaft and making eye contact with him, so all he can see is your beady eyes. resembles a baby raccoon sucking on the mother teet.
by PaulieRU November 21, 2007
Get the Baby Raccoonmug. When a bitch is sucking your dick and bites down and steals your dick. Then she runs out the door and you never see her again
Kenny:Johnny is in the hospital.
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe
John: oh shit
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe
John: oh shit
by Alexismydad April 23, 2018
Get the Raccoon headmug. Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.
Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?
Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.
Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.
Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022
Get the Raccoon Mealmug. 1. A made up legal term that has no statute because the law sees these creatures as nuisance animals.
2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
1. Some turds went on YouTube and accused this guy of raccoon murder. Turns out, there's no such thing.
2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020
Get the raccoon murdermug. by Lafawnda wells March 29, 2015
Get the space raccoonmug. the most powerful entity. is a huge nemesis to the human kind and has defeated many gods among those stands the almighty boot man who was the so called undefeatable. the raccoon boi can never be defeated by anything, not even the almighty broom who many gods have used in the past.
boot man: you can not defeat me raccoon boi
raccoon boi: *threatening squeal*
boot man: *attacks with broom and does 60 hp*
raccoon boi: *heals behind wall then charges and jumps at boot man*
boot man: *tries to swing but raccoon boi breaks broom with mindy powers*
raccoon boi: *bites boot man and the back of the neck causing inside to implode then become a black hole and evaporate his body*
boot man: *boot man.exe has crashed*
raccoon boi: *threatening squeal*
boot man: *attacks with broom and does 60 hp*
raccoon boi: *heals behind wall then charges and jumps at boot man*
boot man: *tries to swing but raccoon boi breaks broom with mindy powers*
raccoon boi: *bites boot man and the back of the neck causing inside to implode then become a black hole and evaporate his body*
boot man: *boot man.exe has crashed*
by blackterrer May 13, 2018
Get the raccoon boimug. A Hezzy/Raccoon: when you make eye contact with something and then run it over without stopping, followed by letting it get hit continuously by the traffic behind you.
by anonymous December 18, 2020
Get the Hezzy/Raccoonmug.