puppies

Creatures so feeble that they chose to stop evolving and opted to rather be shepherded by a superior species. You think they love you, but don't be fooled..the second you pass out in the kitchen they're gunna eat your face and shit it out of their tiny exposed assholes...Just the belly spawn of curs and bitches..blasted out like a dump load of mulch on this earth before the runts are devoured by the mothers, while they're still wet with placenta. - puppies.

Person 1: "Look at those cute puppies..aren't they cute?"

Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"

by kappalamda August 7, 2014

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Puppies

A tight knit group of friends; similar to dawgs

"What's up my puppies?"
"Where my puppies at?"

by 313 September 8, 2004

soft serve puppies

bad, runny diarrhea

I'm lactose intolerant, so when I drink milk I get the soft serve puppies.

by FGSFDS, man! March 7, 2009

Puppies

A cult, dominant in many pacific islands. Only males are permitted to join. Members of this cult often develop telekenetic powers until they are able to telekinetically (awesome adjective) pleasure themselves sexually. Those who dont achieve such a high state of telekenisis are responsible for boning all the women they can to increase the cults numbers. These members are often the least sexually frustrated

person 1: Shit its one of those puppies guys
person 2: Careful, he may use his powers near you
person 1: Or have sex with your wife....

by ellz0rzzzz August 26, 2006

puppie dogs and rainbows

what arrogant people think the world is full of

Hehe im seventeen living at home with my parents and dont have to support myself in any way at all!!hehe the world must be all puppie dogs and rainbows!!!hehe

by Skitzo16 July 20, 2008

stillborn chocolate lab puppies

poop, especially turds left in a toilet that has not been flushed

what you are left with after you go birth some chocolate lab puppies

Man, the asshole who used the bathroom before me didnt flush, so I got an eyefull of some stillborn chocolate lab puppies!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008