The Puzzler

A nickname for the ex-Denver Broncos tight end, Jeb Putzier. An unstoppable force in Madden 06, his on-field performance has not lived up to his video-game dominance.

Another TD for "The Puzzler"!

Putzier is not that good in real life.

by puzzler-fan December 11, 2008

Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle

Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!

by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012

bathroom puzzle

When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.

If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...

by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016

Floor Puzzle

The act of placing yourself on the floor in a Star-like fashion, then telling your partner to “Put together my peices baby.” Then He/She/It precedes to fuck you like the little bitch you are.

Pitcher-“u want this dick by”
Catcher (Floor Puzzle)-“ya bich”

by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 5, 2018

CUDDLE PUZZLE

When you crawl into bed to cuddle with your love and the two of you fit together perfectly just like matching puzzle pieces.

I love snuggling in tight with him, we fit together so well it's like we're a cuddle puzzle..

by Monacagirl September 14, 2018

muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

piss persistent porn puzzle

used for someone or something believed to be the worst person or thing possible

“Benjie is such a piss persistent porn puzzle”

by fitty with titties May 21, 2021