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pumpkin snatch

When a puss is fucked so hard that it is swollen like a pumpkin
After the gang-bang josie had pumpkin snatch
by james smithmyer April 7, 2008
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Smashing Pumpkins

One of the some bands who were ahead of their time in music evolution in the laste 80's and throughout the 90's. It consists of lead singer-Billy Corgan, bassist-D'arcy Gretzky, guitarist-James Iha and drummer-Jimmy Chamberlain. Became a band in 1988, broke up and went in different directions at about 2000. Billy Corgan, now lead of "Zwan", and others paths not clearly known. The future: unknown...
by Marbo March 27, 2003
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David Pumpkins

A character from the "Haunted Elevator" sketch on SNL. Portrayed by Tom Hanks, this man in a pumpkin suit, accompanied by beat boxing skeletons, puts on a show to the riders of the Haunted Elevator by addressing himself ("I'M DAVID PUMPKINS!") and then playing his signature theme music while spanking the skeletons. At the end of his act, he says, "ANY QUESTIONS???" as the elevator doors close. Other acts on the ride collaborate with David as well. No one really knows much about him except his name. Is he a local celebrity? From a commercial?
Friend 1: "Did you like the Haunted Elevator ride?"
Friend 2: "It sucked. 73 out of 100 floors featured David Pumpkins."
by Arboretum October 25, 2016
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Butt Pumpkin

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.
Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”

Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”

{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
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pumpkin Smasher

A Pumpkin Smasher is a female women who is only sexually attracted to red headed males. This term was made popular by the show Mixology.
by recycled23 July 5, 2014
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pumpkin dick

1. A penis that is on the shorter side but has so much girth that it has the ability to cause women intese pleasure and/or pain

2. A penis with so much girth that during oral sex a woman has a hard time fitting it in her mouth
1. Kori: So have you and Chris done it yet?
Shannon: Yeah and let me tell you he's kinda short but I had the best orgasm of my life
Kori: He knows how to work it, doesn't he?
Shannon: He has got the best pumpkin dick I've ever seen and had. I couldn't walk right all day!

2. I wanted to give him head last night but he had a pumpkin dick that made it impossible.
by Pocket Change November 18, 2011
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Cum Pumpkin

When you blow your load in your partners ass, then stuff your fist up their ass and scrape the linings for the load (like when you carved a pumpkin). Take any shit and cum up there and put it in a bowl and make your partner eat it.
"I met this chick in the bar the other night. She totally let me give her a cum pumpkin. She ate every drop of it"
by cbrudog January 12, 2017
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