mr.putiton

Nice looking, Cool in the inside Always good looking. So unique

Mr.putiton is the best fun person.

by lh062809 November 24, 2021

The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA

Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise

by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023

Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.

This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.

by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020

pijittra

lovely thai girl, is out going and very caring, is a person tat will let you feel comfortable with and is jut the perfect friend

you are a perfect Pijittra

by Chante' August 4, 2007

Pusitis

A viral infection that can occur in any organ or tissue of the body. Usually symptoms are constant bitching and whining about how bad it hurts.

Mrs Vanderbilt: Robby! Where is Rachel today?

Robby: She has a case of pusitis.

Mrs. Vanderbilt: She was bitching a lot yesterday.

by superfly69 August 12, 2010

Puritan parts

The Puritans were a conservative religious group on which many of our ways were founded. Puritan parts are areas which would be covered up by underwear.

It bothers me that she booty bumps her son while wearing fishnet stockings and a ribbon to cover the Puritan parts.

by ga2311 January 18, 2010

purity ring

a little silver ring that announces to the world that you take it only up the ass.

did you see her purity ring? that pooper's gotta be loose.

by milo the unkempt April 26, 2015