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Mongolian Prostate Exam

The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.
"Dude, the other night he really got a good mongolian prostate exam!"
by Daerionic Mode December 25, 2022
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Go discover your prostate

1. Polite way to saygo fuck yourself”.

2. An easy way to shut a douche bag up.
Guy 1: “Hey! Nice tits!”
Girl: “GO DISCOVER YOUR PROSTATE, DICKCHEESE!”
by Slade Genesis October 28, 2018
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prostate soccer

A sexual act in which one partner sticks his her foot inside the male partner's anus and moves it about in order to stimulate the prostate (see also: finger hockey).
Baby if you don't behave, I'm gonna be the offense and you're gonna be the goalie in a little game I like to call prostate soccer
by SoccerBear June 26, 2009
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Prostate Punisher

Somebody that prefers to give very rough and painful butt sex. Can be used as a great insult.
by Great Slang Vocabulary September 16, 2009
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Prostitition

A petition supporting prostitution.
Did you sign the new prostitition yet?
by Alex Way May 23, 2008
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Prostate Pelican

A gay guy who wobbles his way into other men's prostates.
Guy: What are you doing to that guy?
Challlls: Touching his prostate.
Guy: Damn prostate pelican.
by Adolf Obama October 19, 2009
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Prostate check

A term used by homosexual doctors to make the act of fingering ones butthole seem legitimate.
Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: hello there, it appears you require a prostate check.

Victim: But I came to get a check up regarding my sore stomach?

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: ...I'll be able to view your stomach by... frigging your butthole?

Victim: Sounds fishy to me...

Bent Queer Fag Doctor: Yeah stfu and bend over already.
by MysticShadow November 9, 2012
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