Procastinating

Erling

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever

by Brobeans21 May 9, 2021

Prolapsed Anus

On the very day of July 9th, 2022, an incident that we will never forget occured.

Person A - Oh my god have you seen that one Howey posted of a prolapsed anus-

Person B - YES SHUT THE HELL UP I'VE SEEN IT AND NOW ITS A PERMANENT IMAGE IN MY MEMORY DON'T EVER FUCKING REMIND ME OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN

Person A - Jesus christ, it's not that seriou-

Person B - IT IS

by Izucktoes4l!!fe August 7, 2022

Prorape

When you are pro at raping someone at anything.

Man i proraped that kid on madden last night.

by wutwutinthebut December 16, 2009

Procartinator

When you leave things behind.
I leave stuff behing A LOT like I always study the test night before.

Once I studied for big huge science quiz and i got 100 xD.

by Susan Kang November 16, 2004

Procrapinate

1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.

it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...

2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.

other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC

Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!

by yeahhhhimawesome January 27, 2011

Procasturbate

The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.

I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.

by Cow Boi March 7, 2018

procasturbation

Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.

I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.

by huffalo September 19, 2006