Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

Polyester

FAKE!

A lot of polyester out there

by Slatt.223 March 1, 2021

Polyester-pimp

It's a dude who is a wannabe pimp and never has any hoes or bitches. This type of man wheres knock off brand clothing or acts like he has money when he's really broke. His car is probably worth less than his rims or stereo.

Johnny p is a polyester-pimp he cons his way in to a woman's house lives bill free and tells everyone she kicked him out because she is a psycho. Truth is he never paid a dime.

by RyJerseyVset September 2, 2021

preposterousy

Preposterousy is the act of engaging in and with activities that are contrary to nature, reason, and common sense; or to be perceived as such.

Synonyms foolishness and ridiculousity

Layperson: I don’t think gravity needs to exist
Scientist: That’s utter preposterousy

by WarningMinecraftIncluded March 27, 2022

Protesters

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!! *SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE NOISES ENSUE*

Hym "Protesters are annoying... That is all."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Predetermined Gay

Before you are even born the ultrasound sees your cock bent meaning you will grow up with homosexual urges as soon as the age of 2.

My baby was ultrasounded as a predetermined gay so I gave him up to adoption at some randoms house for free, I didn’t even give the child a name or a basket just placed him there on the concrete.

by ITZEXEED July 26, 2022

Presterday

The day before yesterday

"I saw your mother presterday"

by instantis October 2, 2022