wrapping presents

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

by We are going to hell November 8, 2005

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Pretentious

attempting to impress by affecting greater importance or merit than is actually possessed

eg. Tom-Hey isn't that Megan an arrogant bitch, Steve-Yeah mate, needs to take her head out of her own arse. Tom-Yeah how pretentious

by TommyDLW November 7, 2012

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The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.

Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.

by TargetLPO March 9, 2010

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prevert

A person on the verge of doing or saying something innapropriate.

Cindy: (Waiting in line at an amusement park) "... this thing is sooo long! ... Don't say anything John. I can see that preverted look in your eyes".

by Kazizzle January 11, 2009

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Pregnancy Prevention Patrol

Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.

With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew he’d be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.

Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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