Hot pretzel

Having sex while both people are cross legged and shifting.

Hey Dominic I heard you and Boone did the hot pretzel last night

by Dominicsboner August 8, 2020

crystal future prez

The smortest person to ever live. She is da one that shall become the president and abolish spllpleing one day! EVERYONE VOTE FOR HER

Person: "OMG IS THAT CRYSTAL FUTURE PREZ"
Person B: "NO WAY I NEED HER AUTOGRAPH!!!"

by im da swagger of the swag January 20, 2022

Ajnin Precizion

A group of individuals joined together by the love and passion of dance and self-expression. Given not only a dance crew but a family.

Ajnin Precizion is the best ever.
Hands down mothafuckaa.

by LOVEAJNIN<3 February 23, 2010

fuck pretzel

the art of sexual origami

"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

Pretz

A deliciously crunchy stick-shaped salty Japanese snack food that comes is lots of flavors like Corn,Honey, and Pizza. Often eaten by Wapanese and Otaku as their food of choice at Anime Conventions.

"Hey, pass me some of those Pretz...and while your at it give me some of your Pocky too...Domo!

by J. Lanphear January 17, 2004

yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."

by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009

Prezi

Supposedly the future of presentation software, but students stop using it after high school. If Power Point were ice cream, Prezi would be Dippin Dots. It will never catch on in the professional sphere.

Teacher: "Okay kids, we're going to be using Prezi for this high school English presentation."
Student: "Dammit. Why are we learning to use a software that will only make us look immature and make the audience dizzy at the same time?"

by gsw2013kid December 7, 2014