parenting

Being a parent. (Children optional.) (I mean, seriously, if it were about children the term would mention children.) (But it's "parenting," which means it's all about me, the parent, and the child, if any, is merely an accessory, like my handbag or my iPhone.) (Only more expensive.)

My mother and father all but killed themselves raising my brothers and sisters and me. I'm so glad my generation invented parenting instead.

by ak4mc February 20, 2011

Parent-proof

When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.

I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.

by thenewregime August 6, 2010

Paree

Cries in a cool way

She's an angel , very smart and swag and damn gorgeous at the same time
Like wow

paree is an angel

by Savage XD duhh May 19, 2021

Deadbeat Parent

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).

The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 6, 2016

Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child

Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house

by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010

Parentphernalia

Useless clutter foisted on you by your well-intentioned but misguided parents when you visit them after having moved out. Includes but not limited to: health gizmos, junk mail still received in your name at your parent's, pamphlets from their latest fixation, plastic junk of all varieties, flashlights, hopelessly lame winter clothes, tchotchkes, written instructions about how to do something simple when you get home, gadgets, doodads, and baubles of all sort.

I went home for thanksgiving and I left with a hydroflosser, three bottles of 'Dr. Jack's herbal elixer', a stack of credit card offers, all my bank statements from a checking account with 5$ in it that I don't use anymore, green microfiber fleece sweat pants, three pens with my uncle's company name on them, and a list of instructions about how to contact my insurance to inform them of change of address.

All that parentphernalia is still sitting in a box in my room.

by AnalRetentive October 1, 2012

parentrition

the inevitable attrition of parental strictness enjoyed by the youngest children in large families.

"They spanked their first child; they gave time-outs to their second child; they negotiated with their third child; most of the time, they have no idea where their fourth child is--it's a textbook case of parentrition."

by Nerdzar June 16, 2012