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Pootine

When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection
Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh
by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021
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Pouline

One of a kind.
No tolerance for bullshit.
Says it like it is
Go hard or go home kind of girl.

Will break every bone in your hand if you don't understand the meaning of 'no'

Can be soft as fuck but will refuse to admit it.
Person 1: Is that a typo?

Person 2: Yeah! Isn't it meant to be 'Pauline'?

Pouline: No. I'm Roman not Irish.

Person 1 & 2: ...............

Pouline: I think I would know how to spell my own name.

Person 1&2: (awkward silence).
by Arkangel.Artemis November 21, 2021
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Postine

When someone is gay but they date the opposent gender
Guys, i came out as Postine
by your real name.gay December 29, 2021
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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.
Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF
by SDC 101 December 6, 2022
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Poutin’ Stoughton

A resting bitch face so bad it looks like you’re standing in the middle of a Dorney Park and you mistake a shit for a fart, it drips down your leg, and birds come to chow down.
What a day. I’ve been everyone the Poutin’ Stoughton since I woke up. Maybe I’ll brush my teeth this month.
by Kstoutzbrah July 27, 2023
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pountine

Let’s go to the bar and get some pountine.
by aivy February 25, 2024
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Poutini

A drink served in a traditional martini glass, that consists of gin or vodka, and gravy. Then garnished with an olive that has a French fry sticking out of it instead of a toothpick.
“I’ll have an extra dry poutini, and a clean pair of underwear please.”
by Dudfinder April 28, 2024
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