Port McNeill

Small white caucasian seaside town with a large burl about the size of most pimples growing out of the potato butts of their rather ugly female population or having a large burly growth on your butt.
Man, you're sexy but that's quite a Port McNeill you've got there. Can I pop it?
by Rita Mcmeal August 16, 2012
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Whitney Port

The only "actress" from the "reality" show The Hills to have any brains.

Very pretty and now can be seen on the MTV show The City.
Sarah: Dude, who are the smartest people you can think of from The Hills?

Jess: Whitney Port

Sarah: Who else?

Jess: That's it.
by Olli78 September 29, 2010
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Masterbation Port

A Hole in a pair of pants or shorts that is located in the crotch reigon. This can be applied to both males and females, but mostly found in lazy males.
"Dude, that's sick, you have a freakin' masterbation port in your pants, Stitch it up already!"
by H_Zula April 06, 2005
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Ellesmere Port

Founded in the late 12th century by Vatican monks, Ellesmere Port has remained one of the most imporant places in the northern hemisphere, economicaly and socialy for over 900 years. Ellesmere Port boasts the largest waste disposal center and one of the largest oil refinerys in Europe, suprisingly this only adds to the unique 'country village' feel about the place!

Now simply refered to as 'the port' Ellesmere Port is famed for its good natured youths and sweet country air. Its picture-post-card landscapes are said to be some of the best in the world.
"lets go on holiday to Ellesmere Port this year"

"I wish i was in Ellesmere Port right about now!"

"Ahhhh, looking over the iluminations on the 'stanlow' area is so realxing"
by j0£ April 13, 2006
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pig of the port

Naval term used for the ugliest girl in port. This term is used most frequently in clubs, bars, etc when ship is in port and the ugliest girl is spotted in the establishment.
Didja' see the pig of the port? She's trying to hook up with everybody tonight!
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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Port Nazi

a network adminstrator who will not open a new port for users
The Port Nazi would not open a port to enable the user to recieve files via ICQ
by Jen Nelligan July 19, 2004
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ubs port

A common mistake for a USB port, often said by a computer illiterate person.

A USB port stands for Universal Serial Bus, and is used to connect peripheral devices such as a digital camera, printer, or external hard drive to a computer.
I need one of them there memory stick things that plugs into one of my UBS ports!
by Cruxie January 06, 2010
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