porridge

my dad makes me eat it every Christmas morning kill me now

porridge-fuck u

by erabsudiKFhecanijsk January 19, 2024

Porridge

Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.

Have you had porridge yet? It's such a good snack!

by SamTheWisest October 26, 2018

porridge curtain

Hadrian's Wall. Taking inspiration from the Berlin wall the symbolic border of the Iron Curtain.

After working in England for most of his life, Mac moved back north of the Porridge Curtain when he retired.

by DaveBourne January 27, 2024

Bin bag full of porridge

An insult used against a very fat and jiggly person.

“Shut up you bin bag full of porridge”

by JPWS May 19, 2025

gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

by Debskelly1985 March 08, 2023

Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 06, 2022

Porridge sopper

A “porridge sopper” is someone who is less then the average human being in all ways, and struggles to do the most basic of tasks such as dressing themselves.

Did you see John struggling to tie his shoes up, such a porridge sopper

by Curly burger May 28, 2023