by A real nigga like me born June 13, 2023

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by PresumablyTunes September 2, 2025

porridge-fuck u
by erabsudiKFhecanijsk January 19, 2024

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like
by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016

by Fhille June 14, 2019

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
by Wilskins May 6, 2022
