poohead

A name you can call your Mrs. And get away with it.

Hey jodi, You're a poohead.....

by IamFoobs August 6, 2007

pootractions

the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.

I have to shit soo bad, I'm having pootractions! Here comes another one!

by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010

POOTA

A play on PITA, POOTA means "Pain Out Of The Ass.

A prostate exam is a PITA, but having diarrhea is a messy POOTA.

by m98371 March 27, 2009

pooter

Kentucky slang for computer.

The pooter is broken,it won't turn on.

by ck October 13, 2002

pootertoot

root of all evil

pootertoot is awesome

by AGrz October 21, 2008

pooter brown

A woman's asshole that is used as a pussy. To fuck a girl in the ass.

I'm gonna get me some "pooter brown"

by Willie Drake June 2, 2007

pooter swank

Free stuff one can salvage and/or steal from a bathroom. i.e. toilet paper, soap, plungers, trash bags, ect.

Check out this sweet pooter swank I got today!! Charmin and hand lotion!!!

by E. E. Goings March 31, 2009