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promstitute

A person, usually one of the female variety, who comes off as a major slut at a prom party by either:

1) Wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) Dancing in a very sexual manner with partner
3) Stealing other partners
4) Fucking around during prom, or
5) All of the above.
Girl: Oh my god, look at that girl, she is dressed like a total promstitute.

Boy: Oh dude, did you totally see that promstitute dancing in the techno room? I'd totally tap that!
by PJ Queen May 31, 2009
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The Prostitute Scoot

A line-dancing maneuver frequently employed by call girls.
I thought the bumping and grinding was sexy, but then she busted out the Prostitute Scoot and I lost my mind.
by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008
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prostitute

A call girl who is in search of a pimp for guidance, understanding and the possibilty of world travel and adventure in her off time.
I used to be a $300 an hour call girl, but I ended up marrying my PIMP. I was never a street walking prostitute.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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wetback prostitute

Your mother is a wetback prostitute. Smell ya later, jerkoff. YAMS!
by Krill Awareness December 7, 2006
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promstitute

promstitute, n, is somebody, usually a random person that you hire to accompany you to your senior prom
*not to be mistaken with the word prostitute, promsitute services are not of any sexual nature, but merely for picture/quintessential high school purposes
For example, asking a classmate you prolly never talked to to go to prom with you because they prolly never got asked or didnt ask anybody, and of course, you dont want to look like a loser on one of the most important nights of your highschool career.
So, you ask, "Hey (insert name here), would you mind being a promstitute on prom?"
by kristothemae April 21, 2009
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attention prostitute

someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.
"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."

"No I'm not!"

5 mins later

"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"

"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"
by i love bj March 25, 2010
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Prostitute model web site

A site on the internet where you can hire a prostitute model to have sex with you. In places where prostitution is illegal they use code words like "buy a nude replica".
Many of them have prostitute models from all over the country and somethime the world.
by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010
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