golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

the frog pond

A code name for a place older men go to "hangout" and have group sex. Men can be homosexual, bisexual, or simply heterosexuals experimenting with other men. Referred to as the frog pond so that not to cause suspicion with wives, friends, family, and others. Also see Lemon Party.

"Hey Larry, are you going to the frog pond later?"
"Yeah ;) , my wife thinks I'm going to a meeting. I heard someone is bringing an entire drum of lubrication"

by JiggyWiggy69 July 25, 2016

Pond Protector

A Pond Protector is someone who obsessively protects a private or neighborhood pond. You will most likely see them spying on unrecongnised fishers or running a cars plates.

Person 1: That guy just kicked out another person from the pond!
Person 2: I know, hes such a pond protector.

by nolany April 12, 2023

foggy pond

When a man masterbates and cums on his belly button making a foggy pond

I nutted and looked down realizing i have given myself a "foggy pond"

by Autumnsarse December 10, 2020

Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-

Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!

by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022

ink pond

Place where tattooed people party together....festivals, biker bars, concerts, etc

That club is an "ink pond" after 10pm

by Scarred & Tatted April 2, 2022

Lily Pond

A body of water filled specifically with waterlilies. Legend says the Lily Pond in Monet’s famous “Water Lilies” is actually the home of a troll. Trolls can often be found under and around pond bridges and the lilies make them happy.

“The troll sat on the bridge, overlooking the Lily Pond.”

by Mattiethetroll April 11, 2022