angry polack

Any polish person but especially the women. They are all angry and mentally unstable filthy women and will terrify the bravest of souls. Their only redeeming quality is they are superior in bed and are very slutty

Don’t mind her she’s an angry polack, she’s always mad.

by The_real_ask_jeeves July 18, 2024

angry polack

Anyone of polish descent. Especially women though. They are all angry. They also have very short fuses and no patience and will erupt into anger at a moments notice making them especially terrifying. Their only redeeming quality is that they use that passion and are great in bed and extremely slutty.

Damn that woman is crazy, I can’t stand angry polacks

by The_real_ask_jeeves July 18, 2024

Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.

I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.

by SouthernYetti December 11, 2024

Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver

An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!

All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...

by B Tsunami December 31, 2025