Pokemon 

A game in which small children force creatures to fight to the death in tournaments. Similar to Dog Fighting.

I was playing Pokemon the other day and fucked the Elite Four over a table. (Pokemon Slang for kicked their asses.)

Pokemon by RandomCrazyChicken May 1, 2010

pokemon 

A very quick way of saying Rastafarian foreplay. (Can I poke you, mon? ;) )

Rasta guy: Can I pokemon ;)
Rasta girl: Any time, mon ;)

pokemon by hannahhihfefioh October 14, 2013

Pokemon 

Amazing cute creatures (Well, apart from Gyrados) that can kick butt.
Also Emolga is mine
And now that we've got that randomness out of the way...
A Pokemon Pocket Monster is a creature that can use powers called 'Moves' and some can even evolve. These creatures are used as slaves by 10 year olds who want to have cage fights with wild magical animals :3

'You like Pokemon?"
"Let's be friends"

Pokemon by Suika999 September 25, 2017

Pokemon 

Pokemon are fun loving creatures that fight. They have elements and cool moves. They are really cute and just awesome

POKEMON ARE DE BEST

Pokemon by Mangeldash May 20, 2018

Pokemon 

A disease that started in Tokyo. It first infected Gameboys in Japan in 1995. Then in 1998 the disease infected Gameboys in America. Soon channel WB11 was infected too, and now Cartoon Network. The ever-so-popular "Gameboy Advance" systems got infected in 2002, and still is. In 1999 the disease started spreading via cardboard aka "Pokemon Trading Card Game". "Nintendo 64" and "Nintendo Gamecube" are infected too. The disease is also spreading via plastic and metal in the toy isles at Wal-Mart, K-mart, toys-r-us, and every other toy store. It is now July 2004, almost 10 years after the start of this addicting, argument instigating disease and it is still out there, but not as bad as its most powerful years(1999-2001).

Bill: Oh dude have you heard of the game series called Pokemon? its so cool!
Tom: Wait Bil-
Bill: *fucking dies*

Pokemon by Someonenamedkyle June 18, 2018

Pokemon 

A series that you stop liking when you turn 11 but can't deny how great the music is.

Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about that new Pokemon game coming out soon?
Person 2: Pokemon... That's a name I haven't heard of in years...

Pokemon by Infinity0706 December 22, 2018

Pokemon 

A franchise that has survived completely off of its tv show, because the game gets boring after you realize you've been playing the same game for 20 years.

A: Remember Pokemon cards?
B: Nope

Pokemon by The Avalanchilator November 6, 2019