poachable

1.(adj.) Simply meaning awesome or kick-ass. Anything that one sees as superior or better in some way.
2. A person or persons who deserve special recognition for displaying awesome or kick-ass qualities or actions. Usually after stating that something or someone is poachable, all who agree with the sentiment make the hand gesture as if shooting said person or thing to show that they have been 'poached'

1. "Dude, that movie was beyond awesome, it was poachable!"

2. Guy #1: "Man, Iron Maiden kicked ass at Ozzfest last night!"

Guy #2: "Yeah, I was there, they were totally poachable."

by your hairy mother August 17, 2005

fetus poacher

any doctor who performs abortions

Sally was a month late, so I took her to the fetus poacher.

by John E. Blaze April 25, 2006

Poach

Verb.

The act of waiting until someone pulls out of a good parking spot near the store or destination, then taking their spot as soon as they pull out; thus eliminating other people's chances to take that spot. Mostly takes place when you notice a car about to leave. Very useful in places such as malls and department stores.

Passenger: "Hey, do you see any spots open near WalMart?"

Driver: "No, but there's someone with their tail-lights on, let's poach their spot."

Passenger: "Epic!"

by CMKTBH December 27, 2009

Poacher

When a lousy dip-shit cannot achieve something on their own, they stand near someone else and steal their opportunities.

That guy is a poacher he is camping around in a game of CTF.

by PurpleAngry July 27, 2009

Friend Poaching

The act, usually committed on facebook, of adding a friend of your friend, whom you have never previously met or come into contact with. Upon acceptance, the friend poacher usually makes over exuberantly friendly and all too awkward comments on his new "friend's" statuses.

dude 1: Hey, it says that we have (insert name) as a mutual friend, how do you know him????

dude 2: ... uhh...

dude 1: dude have you been friend poaching???? Stop poaching my friends bro.

by TRL0 November 9, 2009

alarm poach

when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.

Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.

by 9-milli April 20, 2006

penis poacher

one who hunts penis illegally ie penis that is out of season, or protected (underage) or on protected land (schools, churches ect.)
A homosexual diddler

I heard that father Paul is a penis poacher dont sign your son up for Sunday school

by dopey28 November 23, 2009