Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Joe The Plumber

The final desperate ploy in a long string of desperate ploys. An ineffectual effort preceding a colossal, epic fail.

Napoleon's Joe The Plumber could not surmount the rising tide of social and political forces that laid the groundwork for his exodus from power.

by heydemo February 21, 2009

plumb wafters

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's

Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .

by TM_SG June 28, 2010

Plumbers Tan

Getting a tan on your ass crack.

Because he was working outside all day and bending over he had a plumbers tan.

by 9888 August 22, 2010

Plumbing

Generic term for the bars of a jail cell

The plumbing in this joint consists of at least 1" hardened steel.

by GGJoe April 14, 2015

Joe the Plumber

1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.

2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.

1) man1: did you hear what's happening to Joe the Plumber?
man2: yea, they're increasing his taxes.

2) man1: so if you became president, what would you do for Joe the Plumber?
man2: well, i would give him a big taxbreak.

by Americant October 15, 2008

plumbus

an obscene object from the Adult Swim series, "Rick and Morty". Shown in episode 2x8, it is a pink, round item with the shape of a penis pointing down from the front of the object.

"Today on How They Do It, Plumbuses, Everyone owns a plumbus in their home."

by MOREDAYS1 April 26, 2016