Periwinkle Platter

You musty dusty rat

you Periwinkle Platter! Don't take my kill!

by voiledgbyu May 29, 2022

Cheese Platter

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.

“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”

by Cheezers July 18, 2021

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

Cookie platter

The best food ever created at subway, it is a easy way to get fat with your friends.

Step by step guide to have the best day ever

1. Go to costa
2. Order a mango and passionfruit cooler
3.take your mate to subway
4. Get as many cookie platters as you can afford 👍🏼

I eat cookie platters everyday for lunch and I am the happiest human to exist

by Hi Inky September 16, 2019

Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023

Dutch platter

When you put a cock ring around your dick and someone else pulls it off with their lips

Dennis served Barry a Dutch platter last night

by Drugalot March 10, 2023