stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!

by antinon October 31, 2023

mother pisser

A way to say "mother fucker" without swearing / a less explicit way to say "mother fucker"

(This is a term I made myself)

"That damn mother pisser!"

by Kip_The_Snapper November 09, 2022

Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is

No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser

by phantompisser August 10, 2020

Pee-pisser

mmm yes

im a pee-pisser

by logan dedres April 26, 2022

Annoying Pisser

That team picking back to back in a fantasy football draft and lets the clock tick down to 1 second for each pick.

If you're ever in a draft with a team named 'Philly's Finest", watch out, he's an Annoying Pisser!

by KandKx2 July 21, 2022

Snow pisser

An Asian female that only goes for White men

Tanaka: Akito, where is our daughter?
Akito:She went out with some kid named John to a party.
Tanaka's face goes red and he starts heading towards his car
Akito:Where are you going?!
Tanka looks back at her and says, "I have to make sure she doesn't turn into a snow pisser!"

by Superior shaft Sam November 06, 2020

pisser

A cheap beer that goes right into your bladder.

great, all we have is pissers here.

by Taarty February 06, 2023