A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.
Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

yo, she looks like she just got off the mayberry. homely, aka mormon face, you look like bread dough. is that lip gloss or butter? she is a pilgrim face, not my type at all but she can def serve my tea.
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