Phasting

The process whereby one abstains from listening to the sweet sounds of Phish for at least 72 hours preceding a Phish show. If one does this, enlightenment can be reached during or after the show.

Glen: "Dude, why are you playing the String Cheese Incident? I need some Phish."

Al: "I'm going to Phish on Friday, brethren. No Phish until Phish. We're phasting."

by Chalkdust Torture August 17, 2013

polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019

Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020

Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.

My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.

by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020

Polishing the knob

Whenever the woman proceeds to give head in the shower

Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.

by Medidichi February 9, 2021

Phasching

Pronounced: (fa-sh-ing)

It's the mystery phasching ...it was never there

I was like phasching I was never there...A mystery mutha fucka!

by Twaterson March 16, 2022